I had the honour of spending an hour or so at Reading this evening. Turns out the main escalators from the overbridge to the concourse are being replaced and will be out of action until late March. This leaves only the narrow staircase, which as anyone who knows the station will testify, will cause massive congestion problems. The (entirely logical) plan is to divert as many punters as possible arriving at Platforms 5-10 down via the subway and along Platform 4 - just like they used to have to do until the overbridge was open.
However, they have chosen to advertise this problem with some incredibly loud, repetitive, automatic localised announcements at the bottom of the steps on Platforms 5/8 and 9, and again at the top of the steps.
I'll be amazed if they're still in use in a weeks time. They are FAR too loud. They repeat constantly - not even 5 seconds respite between. The voice used is an irritating one (a South African female I believe - I have nothing against South African females, but it is surely only second to the Dutch accent in terms of getting on your nerves!?). And they were still constantly barraging the platforms with noise at 11pm this evening when congestion really won't be a problem. You really do have to hear them to believe them!
Surely a better idea would have been to use electronic signage at the base of the steps, human presence to direct people, and instructions to Traincrew to make announcements alerting people to the diversion as their trains arrive at Reading.
I can only assume that the escalator work is being sponsored by Nurofen.