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Author Topic: Animals v trains - inevitably, only one possible result: some appalling puns!  (Read 27429 times)
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« Reply #15 on: April 25, 2011, 20:32:11 »

Journo with just a few more of their ration of words to fill ...  Roll Eyes
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William Huskisson MP (Member of Parliament) was the first person to be killed by a train while crossing the tracks, in 1830.  Many more have died in the same way since then.  Don't take a chance: stop, look, listen.

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« Reply #16 on: April 25, 2011, 20:49:44 »

So next year they can say that 1xx,000 + 1 devon lamb travelled on the South Devon railway.
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« Reply #17 on: April 25, 2011, 20:51:49 »

Hmmm. Personally, I would have LEGGED it by then, but then I would have risked being LAMBasted  (sorry, these puns are going from baaad to worsted. Danger looms, and someone will dye at this rate....)
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« Reply #18 on: April 25, 2011, 20:53:40 »

You're for the chop, mate!  Wink Cheesy Grin
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« Reply #19 on: April 25, 2011, 21:16:07 »

I should have seen these puns coming, I guess someone pulled the wool over my eyes.
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« Reply #20 on: April 25, 2011, 21:53:26 »

Feeling a bit sheepish about that, Ollie?  Grin
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« Reply #21 on: April 25, 2011, 21:54:00 »

Emergency stop from 25 mph (or less) ........ wow
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« Reply #22 on: April 25, 2011, 21:55:16 »

Slamb on the brakes?  Roll Eyes
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« Reply #23 on: April 25, 2011, 21:56:26 »

Journo with just a few more of their ration of words to fill ...  Roll Eyes

Possibly a bit of wooly thinking there Chris - it's more likely that sentence added to the end of the press release by the railway's PR (Public Relations) department for publicity purposes!
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« Reply #24 on: April 25, 2011, 22:01:24 »

Ewe lot!

Cr*p puns as always.

It's enough to drive you Baaa-rmy.
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« Reply #25 on: April 25, 2011, 22:18:49 »

Hmm ... lest the wider world thinks that we're all completely baa-king here ... I'm now moving this particular topic over to 'the lighter side'. Embarrassed
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« Reply #26 on: April 25, 2011, 23:13:22 »

Superb PR (Public Relations) - something similar happened on the Looe Valley Line a few years ago.
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« Reply #27 on: December 31, 2011, 21:14:29 »

From the Liverpool Echo:

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Delays at Liverpool Lime Street station after train hits bull

Hundreds of Merseyside commuters were caught up in a two-hour delay after a train hit a bull.

Festive shoppers and workers faced chaos as services out of Liverpool Lime Street station were postponed or cancelled following the incident, which happened around 4.50pm yesterday.

A London Midland train travelling towards Liverpool collided with the bull near Acton Bridge, in Cheshire. The animal was knocked onto the adjacent line, delaying trains travelling away from Liverpool Lime Street towards Crewe.

A spokesman for London Midland told the ECHO: ^The driver was very shocked. He knew he had hit something enormous, but could not be sure what it was.^  He added: ^The bull clipped the side of the train, but if it had hit head on then this incident could have been a lot more serious.^

At least 10 services were affected and there were several cancellations. One passenger, who had travelled into Liverpool for the sales, said: ^It was chaos. It took ages to get home.^

Network Rail were called to the scene and removed the bull^s carcass. Normal service resumed by 7pm.
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« Reply #28 on: December 31, 2011, 21:47:29 »

This would never have happened back when trains were fitted with decent horns.
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« Reply #29 on: December 31, 2011, 21:59:40 »

Fighting talk there, Phil!
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