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Author Topic: Drunken burglar in 'bizarre' sushi fish raid - Paddington  (Read 2742 times)
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« on: August 28, 2010, 00:01:20 »

From the BTP (British Transport Police) press release:

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A drunken burglar who stole premium cuts of sushi grade fish from a restaurant storehouse at Paddington station has been sentenced to 20 weeks in jail following a British Transport Police investigation.

Thomas Pyne, 35, appeared at City of Westminster Magistrates this week in connection with two incidents in which he stole fish from fridges belonging to Yo! Sushi.

Pyne, a journalism student, admitted to being drunk during the incidents in the early hours of 3 May and 11 June of this year, when he stole ^140 worth of salmon, tuna and yellowfin steaks from the restaurant^s fridges.

The break-ins were reported to British Transport Police officers, who circulated CCTV (Closed Circuit Tele Vision) images in police circles of a suspect leaving the station when the offences happened.

Pyne, of Formosa Street, west London, was subsequently arrested on August 9 after colleagues from the Metropolitan Police identified Pyne as the culprit.

^We obtained CCTV images of him leaving the station during the dates and times in question,^ said Detective Constable Martin Coburn, investigating officer from BTP. ^When he was shown them he clearly thought that it was sensible to hold his hands up and admit what he had done.^

Det Con Coburn said that in interview Pyne said that he had a ^hazy^ recollection of the events and that he must have been drunk.

^It was a very bizarre case indeed,^ he added. "He couldn^t even remember what he had done with the fish and said he had probably just thrown it away in bins outside the station."

Pyne was charged with, and later admitted to, two counts of burglary.

On Wednesday 25 August 2010 he was sentenced to eight weeks for the May offence and 12 weeks for the June offence, to run consecutively with each other.
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« Reply #1 on: August 28, 2010, 00:05:05 »

Caught. Hook, line and sinker!  Grin
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« Reply #2 on: August 28, 2010, 00:24:56 »

I didnt realise there was a plaice I could buy Sushi at Paddington! I'm sure he will be trawling his brain whilst he is in prison as to what he Was doing! What a pollock!
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« Reply #3 on: August 28, 2010, 01:25:28 »

Eel certainly have time to mullet over.
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« Reply #4 on: August 28, 2010, 12:07:20 »

The whole thing smells fishy to me!
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« Reply #5 on: August 28, 2010, 13:43:10 »

I cod comment about such 'appalling' puns, but I won't.  Roll Eyes
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« Reply #6 on: August 28, 2010, 17:29:23 »

When the burglar got home I bet he looked at the fish and said to himself....

This scampi love  Wink
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« Reply #7 on: August 28, 2010, 17:52:54 »

I bet the owner wanted to batter him!


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For cod's hake, I'm sure we've been here before...... I've got a real sense of deja-vu about fish based puns......
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« Reply #9 on: August 28, 2010, 18:01:47 »

I think you are the sole person to have that sense of dejavu!
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« Reply #10 on: August 28, 2010, 18:22:55 »

http://www.firstgreatwestern.info/coffeeshop/index.php?topic=4280.msg35777#msg35777

....but just before my time. I'm shore there's a moray recent use of fishy puns, where lots were reeled off, but I'm struggling to find the thread; I though I was a dab hand at searching old topics - can anyone shed a ray of light....

Sorry to carp on....

EDIT: I was beginning to flounder, but I've found it

http://www.firstgreatwestern.info/coffeeshop/index.php?topic=6054.msg59283#msg59283
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