The capacity of many otherwise intelligent human beings to descend into a state of dithering panic whenever they get near a train or railway station never ceases to confound me! How hard can it be...?
Oh - come on. It's just that most of us here are used to the quirks of the system!
* A ticket bought in advance is not necessarily an advanced ticket
* Off Peak tickets seem to be valid on the busiest Sunday trains
* There are no trains on Boxing day which is one of the busiest days of the year for travel
* Airlines leave early if everyone's on board, so why shouldn't trains?
* Ryde has 3 stations each with 2 trains an hour each way. Same size Melksham has 1 station with 2 trains a DAY each way.
* Late night trains always seem to leave from the platform furthest from the concourse
* Some trains are timed to arrive at their destination after they're timed to set off on their return
* A train may be on time even if it's ten minutes late
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The first train to be cancelled is always the one with the longest wait for the next service -
getting much better - thank you, FGW▸ !* Barry Links and Barry Island are nowhere near each other
* You have to pay more to stand in some corridors than others
* Tickets say "any permitted route" but don't tell you what's permitted.
* You can sometimes save over half your fare by buying your ticket in two halves.