People want MORE padding now? I can't keep up... really cannot please all the people all of the time can we?
Here's an idea that from my experience might help things a long... anyone who wants to catch a train should go to my school of Passenger Station Etiquette. There passengers can learn:
1. How to close doors properly behind them on
HSTs▸ .
2. How not to be a sheep and understand the concept that yes there is more than 1 door on a HST/Voyager you can board on, not just the nearest one to the stairs.
3. How to plan your time to arrive more than 25 seconds before departure just to see those lights go out and distract the dispatcher with rants and pleas while they're trying to get the train away on time.
4. How to address complaints about engineering problems to Network Rail, not your
TOC▸ . (
)
5. Why
FGW▸ are not to blame for the weather, (honestly we're not).
With special bonus course of:
6. The answer to "Will I get crushed by a closing Voyager door if I jump on?"
7. What goes through a dispatchers mind when he/she sees you reaching for a HST door handle as the train starts to move.
For a limited time I am offering this course at a knockdown price of 36 'EASY' payments of ^9.99 a month*
*Payment does not include VAT▸ , P&P and Fuel Tax.In this day of lawsuits/people having no sense of humour/PC Brigade, I should probably say the above was *tongue in cheek* and not meant to cause any offense, and was aimed at no-one in particular in this life or my previous lives.