My real name remains a tightly-guarded secret unless you happen to look in the top left hand corner of each and every one of my posts (I never saw the point of internet anonymity – I’ve always thought that if you’re not prepared to stand behind your opinions you shouldn’t spout then on a public forum!)
I was born in 1952 and was brought up in Staple Hill some 70 yards from Teewell Hill Bridge, mid way between Staple Hill and Mangotsfield stations which was at that time still the Midland main line to the north. The line was virtually all steam until c1961 but I never really took that much notice in my earlier years, despite the fact that my father was on the railway as a carpenter in the
S&T▸ department at Bristol.
Everything changed on 8th September 1962 when my father had organised a day trip for him and me to Bournemouth. I never knew, but I suspect he did, that that was the last day the Pines Express ran via the
S&D▸ , so I would have passed the final service in both directions somewhere along the route, but I was blissfully unaware of it!
As many readers will know, S&D services often spent an inordinate amount of time waiting connections at Templecombe, and so it was with the 0603 ex-Bristol, which sat there from 0837 to 0905 that morning. Whilst we were sitting there an unrebuilt Bulleid pacific hammered in, and I had never seen anything like it before. That was it, and by the time I got home that evening I had become a train spotter, which in time developed into a railway enthusiast and railway photographer. The course of much of the rest of my life was laid out on that day.
When I left school in 1969 it was almost automatic that I should join the railway, but in those immediate post-Beeching days there were few vacancies. After a short spell with the South Western Electricity Board I finally started my
BR▸ service as a payroll clerk in the Divisional Paybill Office in Bristol, moving on in 1971 on promotion to Bath Road depot and various clerical jobs there.
But as I said this was the post-Beeching era; people still got promotion based virtually entirely on seniority, and here was I in my mid-20s with armies of men 20 years my senior who were getting all the jobs that became vacant. After I applied for a Railway Studentship place in 1976 and was rejected, I finally threw in the towel and left Bath Road in September of that year.
But there was another string to my bow, so to speak. I learned to play guitar in 1968 and derived some income from that, occasionally (but rarely!) exceeding my railway salary. Initially I tried my hand at doing that professionally. Although I had had a couple of TV appearances (HTV New Folk in 1972 and ATV New Faces in 1973 where I came 4th out of 7 – Arthur Askey liked it but Micky Most didn’t!) and a few radio spots on
BBC» Bristol and Solent, not much remuneration came from that, so urgent steps needed to be taken. I joined a “covers” band working the pubs and clubs around the greater Bristol area, and also got a job emptying slot meters for the Midlands Electricity Board from 1977 to 1979. During this time I also took a correspondence course and got a qualification as a Cost & Management Accountant.
But I had kept my railway contacts so when I learned of a vacancy at Bristol
TM‡ as
ASM▸ ’s clerk I applied for it and got it. With hindsight, that was probably the daftest career move I ever made; I had “moved on” but the railway hadn’t. It was still run on seniority; many of the middle management that I encountered seemed to think they were still Sergeant Majors in WW2, and 24 hour shift working got seriously in the way of a good income from entertainment. I lasted back on BR for 7 months and finally left in January 1980.
By now I had also left the band and was working as a solo guitarist/ vocalist/ comedian in the pubs and clubs. Solo acts earned not much less than groups in those days and the money didn’t need dividing, so that was especially useful with by now a wife and three kids to feed! But it would have been nice to have a bit more so, one Tuesday in February 1980 I set off from Yate where I was living to the labour exchanges in Chippenham and Dursley to see if there were any dead-end but straightforward jobs around that I could do for a few months before the “summer seasons” kicked in. North Wilshire District Council wanted a Rent Collector so I thought “that will do for a short while” and joined them in April. It was at this point that the plan went awry but, long term, much to my advantage...
I found that I liked it, and I found that I liked working alongside the people who actually made the Housing department “tick.” After a while I ended up as a Surveyor, and remained with the Council through the privatisation of their Housing department in 1995, by now managing their Property Attribute database, dealing with specialised projects from an outline brief, and acting as their Formal Complaints Officer (internal Ombudsman if you like). Some thought that giving me that job might have been a bad move as I was never backward in coming forward when I thought that management were acting incorrectly, and indeed it did turn me into a type of poacher come gamekeeper!
The entertainment work began to dry up in the early 1990s and a circle was completed. When I started there were pianists in pubs who the likes of me put out of business, and now there were lads a generation my junior who appealed to youngsters in pubs more than I did. I worked my last gig, at Malmesbury Bowls Club, in 1995.
Our original Chief Executive retired in 2002 and in came a new man with a new broom. Suffice to say his opinion of me was only matched by my opinion of him, and I was in the second wave of redundancies in 2004 (by choice because they did offer me a new job but it was totally office-bound and unwanted). As it happened the first wave also included my direct boss the Director of Property Services, and by the time I got slung out he had started a housing consultancy business and I joined forces with him. For the first time in my life I found that I was the sort of person who took business flights and paid higher rate tax!
Our peak was during the 2008 recession because as we were in the business of saving companies money our services were in great demand. Of course, once they’d saved the money they didn’t need us anymore and by 2015 we were pretty quiet. So one day around the summer of 2016 it dawned on me that I had retired!
If you got this far, thanks for keeping going so long!