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« Reply #15 on: January 30, 2018, 09:57:15 »

.....I wonder if its at TAUNTON services.....

(sorry, CfN  Wink )
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« Reply #16 on: January 30, 2018, 11:07:18 »

"Paddington, we have a problem."
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« Reply #17 on: January 30, 2018, 20:01:31 »

Good evening sir, would you like the oil checked and the windscreen washed?
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8 Billion people on a wet rock - of course we're not happy
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« Reply #18 on: January 30, 2018, 20:55:45 »

I put it out with the recycling but the bin men wouldn't take it, so I've got to take it down the tip before they close at 5.
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« Reply #19 on: January 31, 2018, 01:16:05 »

You were all absolutely brilliant   (except SandTEngineer)Wink

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William Huskisson MP (Member of Parliament, or Mile Post (a method of measuring the railway in miles and chains from a starting point - usually London), depending on context) was the first person to be killed by a train while crossing the tracks, in 1830.  Many more have died in the same way since then.  Don't take a chance: Stop, Look, Listen.

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« Reply #20 on: January 31, 2018, 21:13:48 »

This pump is out of order - we'll have to back up.
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« Reply #21 on: January 31, 2018, 21:21:44 »

This pump is out of order - we'll have to back up.

Won't be easy if he's towing the whole 2+8!!!
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« Reply #22 on: January 31, 2018, 21:22:40 »

Nah - be a 2+4 at most.   Grin
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« Reply #23 on: February 01, 2018, 00:16:39 »

This pump is out of order - we'll have to back up.

Sorry mate - the sectional appendix says we can't propel on a forecourt.
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« Reply #24 on: February 01, 2018, 08:19:33 »

This pump is out of order - we'll have to back up.

Sorry mate - the sectional appendix says we can't propel on a forecourt.
Is that a 2+4court?
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« Reply #25 on: February 01, 2018, 08:57:57 »

Normally the hauliers syphon the diesel out for the return trip, not this time !
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« Reply #26 on: February 01, 2018, 12:33:08 »

Sorry sir, you can't enter this filling station as you're out of gauge.
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« Reply #27 on: February 01, 2018, 12:42:06 »

Sorry sir, you can't enter this filling station as you're out of gauge.

Oh, would that be the new UIC fuel gauge?
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« Reply #28 on: February 01, 2018, 14:52:03 »


Shell wins latest PFI HST (High Speed Train (Inter City class 43 125 units)) refuelling contract.

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« Reply #29 on: February 01, 2018, 22:04:05 »

Please hold tight whilst we attach our Shell buffet car serving KitKat chunky, Ginsters pasties, and Marlboro Lites. For those who like good coffee, I regret to announce that the Costa vending machine is working today.
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