Another announcement ive heard is when the FGW▸ Swansea service is delayed and the West Wales ATW▸ service arrives before it, they will say "Would passengers waiting for the delayed service to Swansea please wait for further announcements about this train". Of course everyone just gets on the 3 carriage ATW service as it call at all the same stations as the FGW one!
I used to get this from Digital Doris at Cheltenham Spa when the Virgin trains were late. Strangely enough though not many boarded the FGW local ones, even when the Virgins were very late...
I believe that the No Smoking announcement is Doris, but she sounds really pissed off! AWLLL OUR CHRAINS ANN STAYSHUNS ARE NO SMOKING AIR-RE▸ -YAS, WHEN YOU ALIGHT FROM THE CHRAIN PLEASE DO NOT SMOWKE UNTIL YOU HAVE LEFT THE STAYSHUN PREMISES. Both the London (end) announcements are funny - Lundun Padddddingtunnnnnnnnnnnnn and Lundun Waterloooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. Odd thing is the continuous versions she is happy with (I am sorry that the 07.55 First Great Western service to London Paddingtun!... is delayyyyed).
Another dodgy station is "Ann" "dover". I mean, if she can't say that right, god help her with Micheldever - which neither Celia nor Phil can say properly. Phil is close with "Mitchell... dever" but you can hear the slight gap.
To me she seriously sounds like someone else in that announcement. As that one's normally after the unattended luggage one you can compare them, and to me it's almost certainly a different voice. Much more nasal and scratchy...
I've yet to hear the London Waterloo one, but another one from DD that sprang to mind lately was York end station. "Wakefield westgate, Leeds...AaYooooooork!"
Celia also did a memorable one, when Wessex used to do a terminator to Castle Cary, at Bristol
TM‡ she announced it so gravely and low. "Frome, Bruton and Caasulecaarey..."
Finally has anyone heard the 'don't feed the pigeons' announcement at
BTM▸ ? They don't use that one anymore, but Celia literally shouting "PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE PIGEONS! Thankyou!" in a schoolmistress-style manner must have taught those pigeon-feeders a lesson!
It must be pretty tedious recording all those stations, then doing them all again (they have a "continual" and "end" version), then all the misc announcements, then all the numbers and times and TOCs. Not that given the offer, I'd say no.
Yes, DD sounded a bit fed up at times! I wouldn't mind doing it although imagine constantly hearing your own voice at almost every station!