Well, today's the day when it finally launches. I hope that FT,N creator of the tag 'Metrobust' was on the inaugural run !
I was not! I had a better offer, and now live about 3 miles from TVP in lovely Devon. I'll be in Bristol soon, and might go for a ride if it's still running. And free. I'm reading mixed opinions from friends.
Last Tuesday I travelled on the A1 Airport bus (from the airport to BTM▸ ) and I didn't notice anything to do with METROBUS. Did I miss anything?
No. The airport bus should have changed to a new route a year ago, along the MetroBust "special" busway through Ashton Vale. But it was built wrongly, so those travellers who were finding it difficult to park for free in Bedminster before going on holiday will have to wait a bit longer before moving to Ashton Vale.
Oh woe, woe and thrice woe ! As uttered by Senna the soothsayer in Up Pompeii. As I adjust my toga before sitting on a cold marble ledge, I cannot help wondering where our great sage FT,N who foretold so much of this debacle is?. He is unusually quiet in coming forward and saying 'I told you so!'
I told you so!
Sorry I'm late, but MetroBust is not the only major engineering project running a bit late at the moment. Nice chap from Openreach arrived 9 May to connect my (brand new) house to the 21st century. Shortly afterwards, he left, shaking his head, since when people keep ringing me to say that nothing has happened, but at least it was quick. A solution has been found, and a farmer bribed to accept a pole in his field (not the crop-picking type), and soon I may be able to use the web again without sitting in the garden to use my kind neighbour's wifi, or, as I have done today, returning to Bristol for a few days.
Mrs FT, N!, as formidable as she is beautiful, always said I spent too much time on the internet complaining about MetroBust, to the point where I used to pretend to be downloading child pornography, to shut her up. She has changed her tune these last few weeks, and now complains that she, unlike me, has rights to electronic communication, and what am I going to do about it, then? Saying that "I'll send them an email, dearest" got me a handbagging when the penny dropped, but it was worth it.
Getting back on thread, my informants have mixed views. A couple had a lovely quick ride to Emersons Green, somewhere they hadn't been before (and won't be going again). Others complain of late-running services going past them without stopping because they're full of passengers once full of curiosity about whether Emersons Green is a real place, but who stayed on the bus when it got there to make sure of getting a seat on the way home. Others bemoan the passing of the services that were scrapped to make way for MetroBust, leaving them with long walks to bus stops, lower frequency of services, or a car drive instead. Some say £250 million seems a lot to have reduced bus capacity across Bristol and district. None seems surprised. It will be interesting to see how things go when the schools are back in, tickets have to be checked, and reality sinks in, but I reckon my hat is safe.