The striking thing about the article is that the system is overpriced and too complex... Government set regulated fares. Yet the NAO says that Civil Servants purchasing them are not doing so correctly and buying tickets that are too expensive... Now playing devils advocate... Who is actually at fault for creating this very situation?!!
I have a serious problem with Red Tape in organisations. If it stops me doing my job effectively then it can cause serious conflict with my colleagues. Whilst this is not directly related to Rail Travel; the sort of Red Tape I have come across has left my head hurting in multiple ways. I'll list some examples.
For an organisation I was IT Management for a while I had a laptop provided by the company. The laptop over time developed a problem and I needed to replace a Wireless Network Module. Now being an IT Manager you'd think I could go into the stock room, pick the replacement part, bring it to the laptop and do the swap? Common sense yes?
WRONG! Infact I had to phone our own companies Technical Support and speak to a Level 1 Engineer to get an authorisation code to collect the part from what was literally the next room along the hall. So you'd think the conversation would be along the lines of "I'm an Area IT Manager, I need an Authorisation Code to get a replacement Wireless Module for my laptop, can you provide that please?"
Oh no... I had to spend the next 2 hours speaking to 3 different support agents who were only interested in following "the procedure" of doing technical support to tell me what I already knew was the problem. Eventually it got sent to an Area Technician for physical intervention. I was in complete disbelief when I had a ticket come through to phone myself to arrange an appointment with myself to replace the erroneous module... Only took around 4 Hours to get a 9 digit code; for a task that took me no more than 10 minutes to complete.......
So the next time a part of IT Kit I had allocated to me failed... I took the initiative to help myself from the store room and mark it in the system as defective on arrival. Not saying it was the right thing to do. But wasn't going to waste 4 hours of work if I didn't need to.
Now for the same company another crazy situation I had was when I needed to do some work abroad. I had made it absolutely clear that I
would not be flying if I was to go abroad. I was insistent it was Coach, Eurostar or Boat to Calais and Train from there...
Someone in the
PA▸ department decided that this was an unacceptable amount of travel "inconvenience" and booked me a First Class flight instead. Consequently that poor girl got an irate phonecall from me asking why I had a flight booked from an airport that was a complete sod to get to when I made it very clear of my requirements.
PA: "We thought you didn't realise how long the Eurostar or Coach would take. Also we thought for a member of Management Team this was an unacceptable way for you to travel"
Me: "I. Hate. Flying. I. Get. Serious. Panic. Attacks!"
PA:"Oh. I'm sorry mr trout, but the flight is booked now so you'll just need to put up with it. You have a First Class ticket as you're entitled to that so I can't see it being that big a deal"
Me: "Well I won't be going if I have to fly!"
PA: "But it's the quarterly conference meeting; You have to be there!"
Me:"Wouldn't it be unfortunate if the train got delayed, or I got on the wrong one, or I missed it the day of the flight..."
PA: "Let me guess, that won't happen if it's the Eurostar or the Boat or the Coach?"
Me:"Correct"
Said staff member then decided to try and make me suffer and booked the longest Coach journey she could find. When the next conference came up a few weeks later sent me an email asking: "Want the Coach again?
"
The answer "Sure; timings work well for changing too so same time departure would be fine
" was not the one she was expecting!