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« on: February 13, 2014, 21:40:09 »
I've often wondered what would be described as a suspicious person...?!

  • The person who sits in the carriage on their own talking to themselves; Maybe? Or maybe they have a Mental Illness? Lips sealed
  • The person who visits the toilet every 10 minutes; Maybe? Or maybe they had the Mother-in-Law's cooking the night before? Tongue
  • The person who looks around nervously all the time; Maybe? Or perhaps they're worried their Ex might jump out of nowhere? Shocked
  • The person who decides to run out the carriage the moment someone else walks into the same carriage; Maybe? Or maybe they have just discovered they are susceptible to Travel Sickness? Sad
  • thetrout having been to an IT Security Event in Central London; Maybe? Or maybe thetrout is just... well... strange Grin Tongue Lips sealed Embarrassed

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