JayMac
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« on: February 05, 2014, 22:08:20 » |
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Just for fun. No prizes. My effort: Lookout with the blue and white flag is shouting "Wave!" to the two guys on the footpath. One of them has misunderstood.
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"A clear conscience laughs at a false accusation." "Treat everyone the same until you find out they're an idiot." "Moral indignation is a technique used to endow the idiot with dignity."
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Chris from Nailsea
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« Reply #1 on: February 05, 2014, 22:15:19 » |
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"Mrs Lewis at number 32 says she was 'just going to put the kettle on for us' - but have you found it yet?"
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William Huskisson MP▸ was the first person to be killed by a train while crossing the tracks, in 1830. Many more have died in the same way since then. Don't take a chance: stop, look, listen.
"Level crossings are safe, unless they are used in an unsafe manner." Discuss.
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« Reply #2 on: February 05, 2014, 22:19:40 » |
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One of the big orange gang says ................ "thought FGW▸ driver said it was a rough ride spot a 5 mph ESR▸ should be ok"
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Starship just experienced what we call a rapid unscheduled disassembly, or a RUD, during ascent,”
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Ollie
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« Reply #3 on: February 05, 2014, 23:02:44 » |
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Digging has started for new underground railway at Dawlish.
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bobm
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« Reply #4 on: February 05, 2014, 23:10:01 » |
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I guess this is what they call a void day...
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Red Squirrel
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There are some who call me... Tim
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« Reply #5 on: February 06, 2014, 09:59:12 » |
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2nd bloke from left: "This'll help - it's a cheque for ^10 from the Gloucestershire Warwickshire Railway"
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Things take longer to happen than you think they will, and then they happen faster than you thought they could.
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AMLAG
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« Reply #6 on: February 06, 2014, 10:03:33 » |
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What the hell lads ..let's get stuck in at Tavistock!
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Alan Pettitt
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« Reply #7 on: February 06, 2014, 12:39:00 » |
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Hole in trackbed, Network Rail are looking into it.
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Lee
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« Reply #8 on: February 06, 2014, 13:59:09 » |
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"Lemmings The Movie - Take Two"
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Bob_Blakey
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« Reply #9 on: February 06, 2014, 14:39:37 » |
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'Mind The Gap'
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« Reply #10 on: February 06, 2014, 15:51:23 » |
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I can only quote this morning's Metro, alongside a slightly different picture: "The service is definitely suspended" - then repeated as "the damage to the track saw trains suspended between ... Exeter and Cornwall".
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IndustryInsider
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« Reply #11 on: February 06, 2014, 16:37:34 » |
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"Is that a Class 153 down there?"
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To view my GWML▸ Electrification cab video 'before and after' video comparison, as well as other videos of the new layout at Reading and 'before and after' comparisons of the Cotswold Line Redoubling scheme, see: http://www.dailymotion.com/user/IndustryInsider/
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Worcester_Passenger
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« Reply #12 on: February 06, 2014, 19:14:35 » |
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"We can't blame this on the badgers"
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« Reply #13 on: February 06, 2014, 19:44:35 » |
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HOLE IN THE GROUND ( A Sea Song) (Ted Dicks / Myles Rudge)
Bernard Cribbins - 1962.... I have updated it somewhat !
Verse 1 sung by sea
There I was, a-diggin' this 'ole 'Ole in the ground, so big and sort o' round it was And there was I, diggin' it deep It was flat at the bottom and the sides were steep When along comes this bloke in an 'ard 'at Which he lifted and scratched his 'ead Woooh, he looked down the 'ole Poor demented soul and he said
"Do you mind if I make a suggestion?
Don't dig there, dig it elsewhere Your digging it round and it ought to be square The shape of it's wrong, it's much too long And you can't put hole where a hole don't belong"
I ask, what a liberty, eh? Nearly bashed him right in the.... oo-er missus
Sung by a high viz jacket
Well, there was I, a-stood in me 'ole Shovellin' earth for all that I was worth, I was And there was 'im, standin' up there So grand and official with his nose in the air So I gave him a look sort of sideways And I leaned on me shovel and sighed Woooh, I lit me a fag....(elf n safety might not like that) And havin' took a drag I replied
I just couldn't bear to dig it elsewhere I'm diggin' it round 'cos I don't want it square And if you disagree, it doesn't bother me That's the place where the 'oles gonna be
Well there we were, discussing this 'ole 'Ole in the groud, so big and sort o' round It's not there now, the cement's set, whack And beneath it is the bloke in the 'ard 'ard 'at
And that's that!
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« Reply #14 on: February 06, 2014, 20:21:37 » |
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That tamp last night was a bit too much, better order some extra stone for the stone blower
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Starship just experienced what we call a rapid unscheduled disassembly, or a RUD, during ascent,”
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