Posted in Smoke and Mirrors as this covers issues all over the
UK▸ . And of course the board title is a completely accurate description of events in this post...
Saturday 21/12/2013 I took 1A37, the 22:43 from Bath Spa - London Paddington. Seems simple enough, except the Driver was stuck on a Down service to Bristol Temple Meads running 103 minutes late (19:30
PAD» -
BRI» ).
Consequently there were over 200 people on the platform by this point and it became a very tense moment as to whether 2C38 (23:29 Bristol Temple Meads - Frome) was going to leave before 1A37, our now very late Paddington train. Thankfully someone, somewhere let the Paddington train out first otherwise it have caused
serious problems. Needless to say First Class was gatecrashed by the hoards of people at Bath Spa and no ticket checks were made... (To be honest I can't blame the poor
TM‡ who I think also lost the will to live...!)
Our driver was excellent however and I had a brief chat with him upon alighting at Paddington as he made up 25 minutes between Paddington and Reading, So I passed on my thanks and said I enjoyed the bash. He told me it would have been as 'little' as 15 minutes had we not been stuck behind a stopping service to Paddington and seemed genuinely pleased with my comments!
See here:
http://www.realtimetrains.co.uk/train/P70089/2013/12/21 Most of the gatecrashing, chanting, public affection displaying
(Facebook will tell all on that one...*evil laugh* ) folks left us by Swindon and I availed myself of the Buffet Car where I was presented with this
Then I spotted the comment about instant and I stopped flapping
This is where I had the problems. I had to make the 02:00 Service from London Victoria - East Croydon. Simple enough Bus Journey on the Number 36 except it was looking very tight in terms of meeting the connection. I spoke to a member of staff who said it was pointless providing me a taxi to Victoria as by the time it was arranged the train would have left. They advised me to head down to Victoria and in get them to phone Paddington if the brown stuff hit the fan...!
So I made the bus journey down to Victoria and the bus dropped me off in what is an awfully laid out building site and with absolutely dreadful signage, Infact, considerably worse than my Billeracy farce. This is consequently the route I ended up taking to walk to the Front Entrance:
https://mapsengine.google.com/map/edit?mid=zBh3F8iprfeQ.knoGp9P6qPKYJust over 900 metres. Considering my current capabilities, I was absolutely exhausted by the time I got a 3rd of the way into that walk. Put it this way, nearly 3 hours later and I am seriously feeling the effects.
All the side entrances were closed and locked. Infact that was just the tip of the iceberg. I eventually got round to the front entrance and it became clear I had missed the train, not only that but I found myself at the main entrance which was completely locked and closed. There were people standing around looking lost and a little worse for wear. A group of girls on a night out sat on the floor signing Christmas songs.
What do you see? I'll tell you what I don't see..............
Any Railway Staff WHATSOEVER!! Here is another showing the ungodly hour for good measure (Long Live the Network SouthEast Clock!!
)
So consequently no-one to supply me with a taxi to ECR which being over an hour late I was reasonably entitled to. Having looked at the departure board I am presented with a train to ECR at 03:00. Problem being by the time I got there, get to the hotel, check in and turn out for the day. I might as well have gone to Liverpool Street and resumed my journey as planned on the first available train and have a nap at ladyfriend trout^ house.
So I gave up and jumped on the Number 11 to Liverpool Street Station. The journey with little traffic around was both quick and comfortable. Sadly the driver seemed genuinely surprised when I thanked him (Something I^ve always done) when alighting at Liverpool Street Station (The N11 Terminates there). That is something I always find depressing when someone seems taken aback when being thanked for something. Even more depressing is when staff seem surprised that you're still being nice to them when it^s all crashing down around them
Whilst yes I could have gone to the hotel, had I have taken my medication and fallen asleep I would
NOT have woken up before check out time, Thus incurring god knows what charges! This has the useful effect however in delaying the administration, that allows me to stay awake for much, much longer...! Then this creates another few issues but I'll leave it there as it's not all that relevant. However the principle is the whole saga has caused my medical issues to flare up and I should be in the hotel
and not even writing this...! Anyway I digress, But if I had stayed till 3AM I fear some poor sod at Victoria Railway Station would have received a severe, but profanity free verbal battering on accessibility of staff in periods of Railway Disruption and a duty of care regarding the purpose of travel to passengers who have entered into a Contract via a ticket purchase.
Consequently I decided to abandon travel and technically invalidate my ticket in doing so (1ST Advance) and I write this from a 24 hour restaurant/diner which has offered excellent loudish music and table service. It's been worth the nightmare to find this little gem
So,
FGW▸ send me to Victoria Station to become someone else's problem... My OWN problem
I tried to phone FGW and Southern Railway but both had closed call centres so I didn^t bother. Phoned
NRES▸ who told me to wait for the 3AM Service, I stated that delayed passengers where entitled to alternative travel (was slightly economical with the truth over the phone, overseas call centre and couldn^t be bothered to tolerate nonsense) and I got told that there are no staff till 07:00 and to take the next available service... Yeah... Right... Who despatches the 03:00 or even
DRIVES the bluddy thing if there are no staff
Incidentally this happened to me at Weston-Super-Mare earlier this week where they sent me to Bristol during disruption and I missed the 23:20 to Frome. However the Station Manager at BRI was very good and when I told him the headcodes of the affected services he looked and said "You^ve been
HST▸ bashing then?!" but even then that experience meet a similar downfall when responsibility was handed over to the Taxi Firm and the driver got lost even with a SatNav and me telling him it was the correct direction
(Story for another day that one!)
Am now out of pocket for the Hotel as it was a non-refundable booking and severely
p1ssed off annoyed at the lack of information given at Victoria, The way FGW sent me to my own demise
(Albeit the staff might not have realised that could happen) and the accessibility of the whole station in general.
So consequently I will be writing to FGW and especially Southern regarding the whole farcical blunder to which I, perhaps, only have myself to blame. But it's the principle here rather than the financial loss. To blow my trumpet for a second here, I know an awful lot of people who would have stood around in complete panic/dismay in what to do having been faced with this situation. I managed it despite my many downfalls but that being said, many wouldn't have done.
But I am posting this whilst playing devils advocate; as I would be interested to see if this is a more common problem than people
[want to] believe? Also, what would you have done in these circumstances?
I can tell you, if I were the inexperienced traveller, we all hear of those horror stories of passengers saying they^ll never use Rail again^ This would be one of them. However it^ll take a lot more to keep me away from a train
So, please do discuss?!