No trains between plymouth newton abbot, and the herald has a picture of bristol temple meads!!!!

Welcome to the World of the Plymouth Herald........personally I wouldn't have been surprised if they'd used a picture of Gare Du Nord!
That's a bit unfair - there is at least one timetabled
HST▸ from Plymouth to Paddington this morning that goes via Bristol.
What is fanciful is the customer advice quoted - unless
XC▸ have got hold of some of these Hitachi Super-Express
RRV▸ bogies ...