Well it's now time to conclude this saga.
Following a PM on this board from Jo (
FGW▸ ) who offered to contact the station manager at Bristol Temple Meads on my behalf, I was extremely grateful for her offer of help and thought this would be the best possible avenue so I sent her details of the lost keys but that turned out to be a complete waste of time because I never heard anything back from her, not even an acknowlegement, so it seems that all of the FGW customer service areas are as unreliable as each other
I was about to take Chris up on his offer (thanks again Chris) but a trip to the region then cropped up so I thought it might be a good idea to take a detour and drop into Temple Meads station which I did today. What I discovered when I arrived at the lost property office was almost unbelievable and it's no wonder FGW end up with so much unclaimed lost property to dispose of. It's actually even more of a shambles than I originally thought it was.
On arriving at the lost property desk I asked the staff member on duty about the lost keys. He then just pointed to two large A4 folders and told me that if the keys had been found then the details would be in there somewhere. He opened one of the folders and to my amazement it was just packed to the brim with sheets of paper containing hand-written details of every lost property item that had been handed in. Slightly puzzled I questioned him about the so called database and asked why he couldn't just search it on the computer. He then proceeded to tell me that descriptions of all lost property items were just hand-written into the folders by the staff at Bristol and the A4 sheets then get periodically faxed(!) off to Plymouth where someone there then enters details into the database which the Indian call centre uses to search on. He said the Bristol office don't have access to the lost property database and they just have to manually look through the folders if someone comes to the office enquiring about a lost item! I almost had to lift my jaw off the floor. The words FGW, dark ages, arse and elbow spring to mind here.
Seeing some of the entries in the folders, not only were there hundreds of them for the past month alone spanning many pages but some of the hand writing wasn't that easy to read either, so factor in that plus the poor quality that you usually get on the receiving end of a fax, then someone at Plymouth trying to decipher the text from that and type something meaningful into the database that someone at the Indian call centre might be able to understand. Not to mention the fact that the descriptions entered all seemed pretty brief and nothing to really to help an owner identify some of the items as specifically being theirs. I must have seen at least 20 iPhones with the description simply being "iPhone". I'm surprised anything gets reunited with it's owner at all. God help anyone who loses an item on FGW property and good luck trying to get it back even if FGW do actually have it in their lost property stock room!
I have to give credit to the guy at the lost property office though because he was very helpful and spent a good 10 minutes pain stakingly going through hundreds of hand-written enties in the folder for the past five weeks but unfortunately he drew a blank so the keys either didn't end up at the FGW lost property or the hand-writing of any entry for them wasn't deciperable but it looks like that avenue is now closed anyway.