Great Western Coffee Shop

And, in a moment of pure mischievousness on my part, here is a picture of inspector_blakey, pondering:

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CfN  ;) :D ;D

I can almost smell the burning from here...  ::) ;D

That picture is worthy of a caption competition!  :P ;) ;D

EDIT: Now that these posts are in 'The Lighter Side', split from another topic (http://www.firstgreatwestern.info/coffeeshop/index.php?topic=9875.msg102840#msg102840) lest it drift, let's have some captions. Just for fun. No prizes!

"Now, where's this train I'm supposed to be dispatching?"

Altogether: "It's behind you."

 ;D ;D ;D

"There really ought to be some way I could select which doors are opened ..."

I had a horrible feeling someone might think that... ;)

The only lame attempts I can come up with right now are "What am I supposed to be doing with this green thing?" or perhaps "I keep pressing the button but the doors still aren't closing".

"Why do these lovely carriages sit in the sidings all week when they could be running up and down and generating revenue and economic growth between Swindon and Salisbury?"

Can't think of anything especially funny, but how about:

"I'm sure there's supposed to be a yellow line on this platform?"

Thanks, IndustryInsider - made me splutter into my red wine, that one!  ;) :D ;D

"Surely these carriages would be regarded as too old and outdated, even for the Barnstaple Line?"  :P

This looks exactly like me at 5pm... "I wonder what's for tea"