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Title: New high speed train service launched?
Post by: Trowres on January 12, 2010, 22:32:49
From the National Rail website live departures, 22:27 on 12th January (also visible on the FGW site) (sorry about the formatting)

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LIVE DEPARTURES:
23:00 LICHFIELD TRENT VALLEY TO PLYMOUTH
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Lichfield City
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Blake Street
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Butlers Lane
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Four Oaks
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Sutton Coldfield
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Wylde Green
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Chester Road
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Erdington
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Gravelly Hill
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Aston
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Birmingham New Street
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23:40   On time   _
Five Ways
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23:46   On time   _
University
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23:49   On time   _
Selly Oak
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23:51   On time   _
Bournville
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23:53   On time   _
Kings Norton
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23:56   On time   _
Northfield
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Longbridge
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23:59   On time   _
Barnt Green
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00:03   On time   _
Bromsgrove
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00:04   On time   _
Ashchurch for Tewkesbury
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Cheltenham Spa
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00:06   On time   _
Cam & Dursley
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Yate
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00:08   On time   _
Bristol Parkway
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00:09   On time   _
Bristol Temple Meads
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00:10   On time   _
Exeter St Davids
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00:11   On time   _
Newton Abbot
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00:12   On time   _
Plymouth
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00:13   On time   _



Title: Re: New high speed train service launched?
Post by: grahame on January 15, 2010, 17:16:18
I expect we'll get comment from the "don't forget to upgrade west of Exeter folks" ... that's an average speed of 3960 m.p.h. from Bristol to Exeter, dropping to a paultry 1200  m.p.h.on to Newton Abbott, then just 1920 m.p.h. on to Plymouth.


Title: Re: New high speed train service launched?
Post by: 6 OF 2 redundant adjunct of unimatrix 01 on January 15, 2010, 19:32:27
well on the road drivers on late shifts always drive faster on the home straight but this is extreame


Title: Re: New high speed train service launched?
Post by: JayMac on January 16, 2010, 00:35:09
It would appear that London Midland and Arriva CrossCountry have managed to, secretly, re-fresh their rolling stock with engines running on Dilithium crystals. Normally a guard would give 'two' to the driver on departure at each station. Anyone know what the bell-code for "Ach, she cannae take much more of it Cap'n, if I give her any more, she'll blow" is?

Warp factor 9 Mr Sulu ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: New high speed train service launched?
Post by: 6 OF 2 redundant adjunct of unimatrix 01 on January 16, 2010, 02:03:47
actually im pretty sure that its very difficult to create a stable warp field within a planitery atmosphere, perhaps they used a quantem slipstream drive?


Title: Re: New high speed train service launched?
Post by: JayMac on January 16, 2010, 02:20:20
I've got a spare anorak if you want it relex!  :P ;D ;D


Title: Re: New high speed train service launched?
Post by: 6 OF 2 redundant adjunct of unimatrix 01 on February 04, 2010, 21:22:16
wow my spelling was very poor that night wasn't it  :D


Title: Re: New high speed train service launched?
Post by: JayMac on February 04, 2010, 22:37:13
wow my spelling was very poor that night wasn't it  :D

but you're analysis of the possibility of using a warp drive was spot on ;D


Title: Re: New high speed train service launched?
Post by: Henry on February 05, 2010, 08:39:25
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