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Zoe Saldana revealed she once ... craziest thing you ever did on a train (would you admit it?)

See what Zoe did here (http://www.contactmusic.com/story/zoe-saldana-had-sex-on-a-train_4187770?)

A Gentlesquirrel would never discuss such things...

I had to click on the link to find out who she is. I still don't really know. Is she famous?

She's becoming famous now for what she did on the train  ;D

[I'm not of the generation / group who knows her either]

Neither am I - and I must admit rather glad I'm not....

I'm not saying. It was a long time ago, but there is no statute of limitations for it. If the heat ever dies down, or if I'm feeling very unwell, I may 'fess up. But I knew a man make a deathbed confession, then get better. Ruined his life, it did.

Oh my... Doing 'the act' on the train is more commonplace than perhaps you'd like to believe... I've heard of people doing it on a Bus before...!

Now some may believe this or not...!

CrossCountry HST Service, First Class, Coach A Disabled Toilet... Needed to avail myself of the facilities, opened the door and 2 rather red faced teens greeted me... To make the situation worse I couldn't get the door to close again...! :o :-X :-[ After frantic close door button pressing whilst trying to look anywhere else but in the toilet the door closed and I opted for the Coach B toilet instead ::)

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Craziest thing I've probably done is play CounterStrike:Source online whilst sat on a train over 3G/4G... It actually worked rather well ;D

Or perhaps meeting fellow forum member relex109 for a McDonalds in Exeter after catching the Sleeper Train to Exeter and then using easement 70004 to double back at Plymouth ;) ;D :D

I couldn't find 'easement 70004' on Urban Dictionary :D

Having read what she did, I'm not so sure my experience was so crazy after all.

Moving on, I recall reading about a young couple on their way home from a day at the seaside on the south coast (Brighton springs to mind), who had been thoroughly refreshed, and became ever more enamoured of each other as the journey progressed. Passengers harrumphed in silence, and tried to look the other way as they consummated their day out, but none complained. Until, that is, they lit the traditional post-coital cigarette, which is what landed them in court.

I am an ex-smoker.

That's a Victoria Wood joke.

Doubling back at Plymouth. Is that in the Kama Sutra?  ;D

What? Being an ex-smoker? I read the other bit as a report, including names, ages, and employer (I think a major supermarket chain) and penalty (cheaper than a hotel room in Brighton, AIRI, but that's another story).

Did they close the doors while the coupling was in progress?

....... and asked to remain seated  ;D

It's apparently 'less worse' than doubling back at Devonport ...  ::) :o ;D

Isn't 70004 something to do with Stratford-upon-Avon?

On second thoughts... Maybe one of these?? ;D

(https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-KdoAkUO1_E8/UxtHURbsQXI/AAAAAAAAIIg/8FHkI-BaQYY/w983-h553-no/20140308_162328.jpg)

Note for pedants: I know that is 70803... I don't have any pictures of Freightliner Liveried 70004 that I have permission to reproduce on this forum :)