Great Western Coffee Shop

14:21 London Paddington to Worcester Foregate Street due 16:44
This train has been delayed at Charlbury and is now 15 minutes late.
This train has started from London Paddington.
This train will call additionally at London Paddington, Slough, Reading, Oxford, Hanborough, Charlbury, Kingham, Moreton-In-Marsh, Honeybourne, Evesham, Pershore, Worcester Shrub Hill and Worcester Foregate Street.
This train will no longer call at London Paddington, Slough, Reading, Oxford, Hanborough, Charlbury, Kingham, Moreton-In-Marsh, Honeybourne, Evesham, Pershore, Worcester Shrub Hill and Worcester Foregate Street.
This is due to an earlier trespass incident.
Message Received :12/12/2012 16:01

05:09 Plymouth to London Paddington due 09:44 This train will be started from Taunton.
This train will call additionally at Taunton, Bridgwater, Highbridge & Burnham, Weston-Super-Mare, Worle, Yatton, Nailsea & Backwell, Bristol Temple Meads, Bath Spa, Chippenham, Swindon, Didcot Parkway, Reading and London Paddington.

This train will no longer call at Plymouth, Newton Abbot, Teignmouth, Exeter St Davids, Tiverton Parkway, Taunton, Bridgwater, Highbridge & Burnham, Weston-Super-Mare, Worle, Yatton, Nailsea & Backwell, Bristol Temple Meads, Bath Spa, Chippenham, Swindon, Didcot Parkway, Reading and London Paddington.
This is due to a train fault.

Additional Information:
Owing to IT issues PLEASE IGNORE the narrative paragraphs above in respect of calling points for this train. The stations and times are correctly shown below in the 'Show Calling Stations' section.

Torquay Facilities:
Ticket Office Closure At Torquay station.
The ticket office will be open from 13/12/2012 09:30 until further notice.

Additional Information:
Please purchase tickets at ticket vending machines, where applicable, or ticket barriers or on-train where no other means of purchasing is available.

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